August 2nd 2007

Cleavage
President Bush’s approval continued to decline. Apparently, They’ve gotten lower than Hillary’s V-neck line.

Yesterday, on the house floor, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, followed Hillary’s lead and showed some cleavage. It is not the same though; Pelosi has had so much plastic surgery, that she shows cleavage every time she takes her glasses off because her breasts are already next to her eyes.

Yesterday Nancy Pelosi showed some cleavage on the House Floor. Not to be overdone, Hillary pulled down her pants a little bit and showed some butt crack.

Damaged Brain
After six years of only occasional signs of consciousness researchers implanted electrodes in the damaged brain of a man who can now talk and has recited the first half of the Pledge of Allegiance without assistance. But enough about president Bush.

Cubans
The numbers of Cubans sneaking off the island to enter the US has doubled mainly because Cubans are now entering the US through Mexico. US officials believe the bigger number of Cubans choosing the land to get to the states could affect the US economy as well as the shark population.

According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection the vast majority of Cubans sneaking off the island now enter the United States through Mexico. Apparently border patrol officers became aware of this when they saw the huge line of New York Yankees’ recruiters waiting for Cubans at the border with Mexico.

Scout
An 88-year-old man was officially declared an Eagle Scout this weekend in Florida. He said he practiced tying knots with the wrinkles of his neck.

An 88-year-old man was officially declared an Eagle Scout this weekend in Florida. The old man was thrilled because he now will be able to help himself cross the streets.

Vacation
According to a survey by the website HostelBookers.com 78% of people who went on vacation have had the thought of quitting their jobs to stay there. The survey was done among Iraqi lawmakers last week.

According to a survey by the website HostelBookers.com 78% of people who went on vacation have had the thought of quitting their jobs to stay there. The other 22% traveled with the entire family.