August 3rd 2007

Friday's leftovers......
Murdock
After the purchase of the Wall Street Journal by Fox network owner Rupert Murdoch, readers complained the paper was going to be run like Fox News, sensationalist and politically sided. Murdock proved them right when the front page of the paper said in gigantic fonts "The Market went down fast, like Monica Lewinsky on former President Clinton.”

Iraq
Yesterday, most of Baghdad did not have running water or running electricity, but tons of people running away from the gunshots.

Traffic Signs
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, police arrested a man for, quote, "two years worth of videotaped sex acts with traffic signs. He confessed he started doing that after the only thing he would hear from his girlfriends would be "Do Not Enter.”

In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, police arrested a man for, quote, "two years worth of videotaped sex acts with traffic signs. His favorite one was "Speed Hump."

Spice Girls
The Spice girls are running a poll on their website asking fans to pick a city for them to add to their reunion tour and so far the chosen city is Baghdad. Strangely enough most of the votes came from Eddie Murphy’s computer.

Master’s degree
A 94 year- old great-great-grandma became the world’s oldest person to earn a master’s degree. I can’t imagine how excited she must be knowing it is going to be so easy for her NOT to find a great job now.