August 5th 2007

Children
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed their 17th child, and seventh daughter, into the world Thursday. The couple said they were not worried about the money because the new baby daughter can share the diapers with their oldest son.

Celebrities
According to a national survey by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press only 2 percent of Americans think celebrities get too little coverage. They 2 percent are Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Submersible
New York authorities were questioning three men found in a bizarre submersible vessel floating just off Manhattan on Friday. They were set free after they explained the use a sort of submarine to avoid being crashed by falling cars from the bridge.

Tori
According to the website Wonkette.com, an escort named Tori is going to Baghdad’s green zone to entertain private contractors, but not military personnel. Apparently, she refused to serve soldiers because they were not provided with protection and helmets by the Bush administration.

According to the website Wonkette.com, an escort named Tori is going to Baghdad’s green zone to entertain private contractors. I don’t think this is the kind of "Surge" the Bush administration was talking about.

According to the website Wonkette.com, an escort named Tori is going to Baghdad’s green zone to entertain private contractors. Fortunately for everybody, this is going to encourage American politicians to visit Baghdad more often.