August 24th 2007

Friday Leftovers.........

Uranium
State media in China reports that eight kilograms of radioactive uranium have gone missing in the country. Chinese authorities are asking American parents to check if their kids have grown an extra limb or something similar after they played with some toys.

Obama
While speaking to voters in New Hampshire, Barack Obama said, "I think I can bring cool back to the federal government". He then tried to change those words when he realized Hillary can bring a lot more coolness.

Elderly Sex
A new sex study by "The New England Journal of Medicine" said that people between the ages of 70 and 80 are pretty active sexually. Researchers came up that conclusion after they found tons of fake dentures stuck in naughty places.

A new sex study by "The New England Journal of Medicine" said that people between the ages of 70 and 80 are pretty active sexually. It is quite confusing though, when your partner screams "Oh God, Oh God!" you don’t know if they are enjoying it or really seeing God because they are dying.

Bush
President Bush compared the war in Iraq to the Vietnam War. He might be right; we are pretty consistent when it comes to screwing the vets.