August 30th 2007

Hi there everybody, good news, the economy is doing great and Newsday published one of my jokes. If I could only afford a gallon of milk to celebrate. Anyhow, thanks to my friend Ken and Newsday, it is an honor to be published in such a prestigious paper!!
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun305351458aug30,0,2658178.story

Rich Dog
Real estate billionaire Leona Helmsley left $12 million in her will for her dog. From now onwards, the dog’s doo doo will be picked up in a Louis Vuitton bag.

Real estate billionaire Leona Helmsley left $12 million in her will for her dog. Unfortunately, the dog doesn’t know how to read, right?

Larry Craig
Few members of the Republican party have called for the resignation of Senator Larry Craig after his involvement in a bathroom scandal. Most Republicans though, don’t dare turn their backs on him.

A group of researchers at Erasmus Medical Center in Rotterdam, England, just finished up a massive study and determined that men don't really need annual prostate exams. It seems bad news continue for Senator Larry Craig.

Economy
The U.S. economic rebound in the second quarter was stronger than previously estimated economists said today. Unfortunately most American won’t be able to celebrate the good news with their families because they’ll be working in one of the three or four jobs they have.

Katie Couric
According to a new book, Katie Couric had an affair with a CNN executive in the early 80’s who saved her from getting fired several times. Judging by her ratings, she is now probably having affairs with everybody at CBS including the janitor.

Women
According to a new survey in England, 3 percent of Women would have sex with other women if they were just asked to. The other 97 percent slapped across the person that conducted the survey.

Atrocities
Brazil has for the first time published an official book detailing atrocities said to have been committed during the military dictatorship. Guess what Dick Cheney is going to be reading and laughing at Starbucks this long weekend?