September 26th 2007

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
The president of Columbia University Monday told the Iranian president that he was a petty and cruel dictator. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he has not heard such words since her mom used to tack him in and wish him good night.

During President Bush’s speech at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday, the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad checked his wrist watch repeatedly in a clear sign of impatience. The Iranian president explained later he was not impatience or tired, he has heard of the New York reputation and wanted to verify his watch wasn’t stolen.

During his speech at the UN national Assembly Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that in his country women and men are equal. He added than women are allowed to grow moustaches as bushy and long as any other men.

During his speech at the UN national Assembly Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said since he became president women are gaining more freedom in Iran. He said that since he is in power the leashes women are tied to now are a little bit longer.

Hillary
As a part of a new strategy to raise money, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away the chance to watch a presidential debate with Bill Clinton sitting in front of a TV set sharing a big bowl of chips. Apparently the disclaimer said not to trust Bill if he offers you chips from a bowl if it is placed on his lap.

Cash
State troopers in Seattle who stooped a Canadian motorist for speeding found two suitcases in the trunk, one containing $279,640 in U.S. currency. The driver explained later he was rushing to Canada with some small change to buy some food supplies.

Violence
Two North Carolina congressmen are offering a bill to require airlines to shield children from violent movies shown on planes. The bill suggests the creation of an isolated area for kids where kids won’t have access to movie screens and can’t be disturbed while playing Grand Theft Auto on their PSP.