September 18th 2007

O.J.
O.J. Simpson has been arrested in Las Vegas in connection with a reported armed robbery last Thursday and is being kept in jail separated from the rest of the prison general population. Apparently, Las Vegas police is concerned with the safety of the prison general population.

Before his arrest, O.J. was in Vegas to be part of a wedding in which he was the best man. That should give a hint about your marriage, if your best man is O.J...

Hand-washing
A recent study by the American Society for Microbiology determined that 33% of men don’t wash their hands after they use the bathroom. Most of them claimed they didn’t need to wash their hands, because some Senator had held it and shaken it for them.

Emmys
According to Nielsen Media Research, Sunday’s Emmys broadcast may have been the least-watched in history. That will teach organizers not to threaten people with a possible Britney Spears appearance.

STD
According to a review by the "Mobile Press-Register", the STD rate in Mobile County, Alabama, is shockingly high. The good thing is that STDs mostly stay in the family…

Greenspan
During an interview Alan Greesnpan told Matt Lauer he was misinterpreted when he said we went to war with Iraq just for the oil. Greenspan backpedaled from the comments he wrote in his book, actually he didn’t backpedaled; he reversed those comments in a Hummer.

Lefties
According to a huge study at University College London, over the past century, the proportion of left-handers in the world has gone up. According to Fox News there are more lefties because of the unscrupulous work of Soros and moveon.org.

China
China will initiate its first-ever nationwide "no car day" this weekend in an effort to promote environmental health and alleviate increasingly-gridlocked urban roads. Or as Cubans call it: "Everyday."

China and Russia are spying on the United States nearly as much as they did during the Cold War, according to top U.S. intelligence officials. And the worst part is that they hired the Patriot’s coach to do the spying.

K-Fed
The FBI and the LAPD are investigating a possible contract hit on Kevin Federline. So far the suspects are the five people that bought his CD.

The FBI said there’s no evidence of a hit on Kevin Federline. Investigators arrived to that conclusion after they heard his CD.