September 7th 2007

Friday's Leftovers......

Osama
Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden will soon issue a video message to the American people. Apparently in the opening statement Osama says: "I am not gay, I have never been gay."

Population
A conservative research group says a new report shows that 105 million people will be added to the U.S. population by 2060, apparently caused by the import of Chinese condoms.

Bill Clinton
These past two days, Bill Clinton had numerous TV appearances to promote his new book "Giving." The last time Bill showed up on TV this much, was not for Giving, but for Receiving.

Larry Craig
Supporters of Sen. Larry Craig are calling for a boycott of the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport: They are asking people to have foot-tapping sessions at the Minneapolis train station.

Britney Spears
Britney Spears will perform at the MTV Music Awards. The pop star wants to top her two previous performances, so this time one of her kids will be playing with a snake while the other kisses Madonna’s new little baby.