September 6th 2007

WarHeads
The US Air Force reported last week that a B-52 bomber was mistakenly armed with six nuclear warheads and flown for more than three hours across several states. An Air Force spokesman told the press that America was not in danger because liquids or gels were not allowed in the plane.

The US Air Force reported last week that A B-52 bomber was mistakenly armed with six nuclear warheads and flown for more than three hours across several states. Apparently, it was Cheney’s secret plan to nuke every airport bathroom in the country to avoid future problems for the Republican Party.

Rich Dog
The New York Post reported Tuesday that Leona Helmsley's brother, Alvin Rosenthal, is not interested in taking care of the dog that has just inherited $12 million dollars. Apparently, Mr Rosenthal complains that since the dog got rich, the pooch blames him every time it passes gas.

Bush
In an upcoming book, President Bush said that after leaving the White House, he is thinking of making some money by giving speeches around the world. Leaders of the world are eager to hear what Bush has to say about his presidency, and then do the total opposite in their countries.

Larry Craig
Senator Larry Craig said he is reconsidering his resignation because he received thousand of phone calls from people telling him to fight for his seat. The phone calls came mostly from comedians who still have a mortgage to pay.

Senator Larry Craig’s sons defended their father in the Today’s Show and said he was just a victim of circumstance, actually Wide stance.

Halle Berry
Halle Berry has announced that she is pregnant and she said that she’ll keep the baby. Apparently, Halle Berry had an abortion in the past: the movie “Catwoman.”

Popcorn
A doctor is blaming a man's lung cancer on the man's daily habit of consuming several bags of microwave popcorn with extra butter flavoring. The doctor advised his patience’s co-workers to check their lungs for cancer too, because he believes they could have been exposed to second-hand farting.