September 3rd 2007

Iraq
President Bush and his national security team made a surprise visit to Iraq Monday. Bush admitted to reporters that the surge was not working, but he said it was not working because it was labor day.

Miracles
Tiny Appalachian State shocked Michigan in a 34-32 football win Saturday; giving hope to all the Kuciniches and Brownbacks of the world.

Bush
In an upcoming book, president Bush suggests that after he's done as a president he will be running what he calls "a fantastic Freedom Institute." Ironically, and according to some Democrats, Bush might be running the Freedom Institute from jail.

Poverty
Poverty has been listed as the main cause of obesity in the South. I think those statistics are reversed and obesity should be listed as the main cause for poverty.

Thin TV
Japan's Sharp Corp on Thursday unveiled a prototype of what it called the world's thinnest LCD TV with a main display section only 20 mm thick. The screen is so thin that Nicole Richie looks fatter than Rossie O’ Donel.

Airports
This labor day weekend , the State Department of Transportation officials advised passengers to arrive an hour early to the airports and to remember all the banned products like liquids, deodorants and one they just added: I-pods in all airport restrooms to avoid foot tapping confusions.