August 31st 2007

Friday Leftovers
Larry Craig
In a taped interview released Thursday Senator Larry Craig admitted his foot bumped into the undercover police’s foot in the other stall. The Senator said it was unintentional, he had a wide stance and was wearing his work clown shoes.

Senator Larry Craig said that the reasons why he mistakenly pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of disorderly conduct were several: He didn’t have a lawyer with him, he wanted everything to disappear fast and he was distracted by the hot cop in uniform.

Presidential Debates
Spanish Channel Univision is hosting a Democratic presidential debate in September. Hillary might try to pull out again the cleavage strategy, because she knows that if she loses the debate, showing cleavage guarantees her a position as a weather girl in Univision.

Senator John McCain is the only Republican presidential candidate that has accepted a presidential debate translated to Spanish and hosted by Univision. Apparently, McCain wants to reorganize his campaign, earn the Latino trust and find cheap labor to refill his campaign staff.

Katrina
Approximately one-thousand people marched in New Orleans to protest Bush’s visit on the second anniversary of Katrina. The president addressed the protesters and said he had not forgotten New Orleans and that his administration is working hard to rebuild their bridge.

Lohan
Lindsay Lohan was caught having sex in the bathroom while at the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah. Lohan apologized and said it all started while she was seated in the toilet practicing her dance tapping steps for her next movie.