September 5th 2007

Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lewis is under fire for using an anti-gay slur during his annual telethon this Labor Day Weekend, a telethon that raised nearly $64 million, topping last year's event by $3 million. After such an incredible success, charities organizations have already booked Isaac Washington and radio host Michael Savage to host future charity events.

Jerry Lewis used an anti-gay slur during the 18th hour of his annual Labor Day telethon. Fortunately for Lewis the telethon only had 21 hours and 30 minutes because at the 22nd hour he would have probably started with the N word jokes.

Larry Craig
Sen. Larry Craig is reconsidering his decision to resign after the June arrest in a Minnesota airport sex sting. The senator said he is gonna fight for his seat like he did so many times in crowded restrooms.

Woopi
Whoopi Goldberg used her first day on the show "The View" Tuesday to defend football star Michael Vick in his dog fighting case. Whoopi said there’s nothing wrong about dog fighting, after all, bitch fighting is what made “The View” popular.

McCain
Presidential hopeful John McCain called a student "a jerk" after the kid said McCain is too old to be president and that he would probably get Alzheimer's while in office. When McCain was asked about the incident immediately after it occurred, the senator said he didn’t remember a thing about it.

Trucks
Many truckers from the US are concerned about a new one-year pilot program that would allow Mexican trucks to cross the border and carry cargo through the U.S. US truckers believe the competition will be unfair, because Mexican truckers know all the shortcuts and hidden routes in America.

Bush
President Bush said in an upcoming book that after he is out of the office he is going to concentrate in making money. Unlike Cheney who is going to concentrate in spending all the money he made while he was in office.

Benchmarks
A report from the Government Accountability Office says Iraq has not met 11 of its 18 political and security goals. President Bush called a press conference and said the 7 of 18 is much better than 9 of 11.