September 19th 2007

O.J.
The world's oldest man celebrated his 112th birthday, Tuesday. He said he hoped to live forever, but he could now die in peace, because he had lived to see O.J. finally behind bars.

The Iraqi government said on Monday that it had revoked the license of Blackwater USA, an American security company involved in a shootout in Baghdad that killed at least nine people. Blackwater members claimed they were just trying to recover some of O.J.’s memorabilia.

O.J. Simpson has been arrested in Las Vegas in connection with a reported armed robbery and is being kept in jail. O.J. confessed he could not escape in the Bronco this time, because he couldn’t afford the gas.

The incarceration of O.J. has not shown much sympathy for the football star. How much must people hate him that not even Al Sharpton has used the race card yet to defend him?

Languages
The Living Tongues Institute for Endangered Languages reported that one language completely dies out every two weeks. In the watch list are some languages that belong to the Aleutian or Eskimo tribes and the English language especially if Bush continues butchering it.

Kid Nation
CBS will air a show called "Kid Nation" today, a reality show where unsupervised kids were placed in dangerous situations to attempt to create a working town. Producers claimed they got the inspiration from Britney and her two sons.

Britney
In a matter of days Britney Spears got rid of two lawyers. It seems Britney changes lawyers more often than her underwear... I guess I can’t use that joke.

More Kids
UNICEF says that the fact that more children are surviving around the world than ever before is having a big impact in our society. For example, if you go to California catholic churches nowadays, they have a separate collection plate for future settlements.

Oprah
Oprah Winfrey is reportedly leaving $30 million to her four beloved dogs. After hearing the news Obama started barking.

Oprah Winfrey is reportedly leaving $30 million to her four beloved dogs. How especial do you feel now if you are one of the show participants that only got a car from her?