September 27th 2007

Jenna
Jenna Bush said during a TV interview that her husband-to-be is smart, open minded, and a hard worker. If what they say is true that women look in their husbands–to-be for qualities their fathers have, it is obvious Laura had an affair.

Craig
Sen. Larry Craig said in a statement that he won’t resign and that he will keep his seat in the senate until the judge rules on his motion to withdraw his guilty plea. Craig said he is prepared, he got several papers to read and enough rolls of toilet paper for a month.

Bill O’ Really?
After eating dinner at a famed Harlem restaurant recently, Fox News Channel Bill O'Reilly told a radio audience that he "couldn't get over the fact" that there was no difference between the black-run Sylvia's and any Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb. Apparently in Sylvia’s as in any other Italian restaurant, they are very stingy with the bread and butter and the parmesan cheese.

After eating dinner at a famed Harlem restaurant recently, Fox News Channel Bill O'Reilly told a radio audience that he "couldn't get over the fact" that there was no difference between the black-run Sylvia's and any other New York Restaurant. It seems O’ Reilly expected an all fried chicken menu with watermelon as dessert.

Iraq
Defense Secretary Robert Gates asked Congress Wednesday to approve nearly $190 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan in 2008, wars that we were told once were going to be paid with the oil revenues. Gates said to consider this money as a loan because we will recover it all with the money we’ll make when we invade Iran.