September 30th 2007

Amoeba
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warned people of the existence of a killer amoeba that lives in lakes and enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die. Scientist advised everybody to avoid those lakes unless you are a politician and in that case you'd be safe.

Minorities
The main Republican presidential candidates have skipped debates that involved gays, blacks and Latinos. Apparently they didn’t want to be there because the GOP have already had too many problems with minors in the past.

Lights off
Los Angeles will switch off its lights for one hour next month to save energy. L.A. officials believe the hour of darkness could cut energy by about 10% and increase the illegal population in 300% percent.

Divorced
A Saudi man divorced his wife for watching alone a television program presented by a male, an act he deemed immoral, the Al Shams newspaper reported on Saturday. If the man only knew she was watching Ryan Seacrest.

Old Whisky
A 157-year-old whisky was sold for more than $60,000 dollars at an auction Friday. The Bowmore single malt was bottled in 1850 to celebrate Larry King’s first contract with CNN.

Giuliani
People were outraged to find out that Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani skipped a black voter debate to campaign with Bo Derek. Not everybody was mad, just Giuliani’s wife and former wives.

It was reported that Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani skipped a black voter debate to campaign with Bo Derek. The GOP candidate explained later that he had to meet with Bo Derek because she was in Ten, and that's between 9 and 11.