January 10th 2008

Elections
After the Iowa and New Hampshire election, most of the candidates started using the word change as a slogan to capture the heart of the voters. People love change, specially a change of channels every time they see a presidential candidate on TV.

Bill Richardson
New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson dropped out of the presidential race. Richardson planned to announce the decision Thursday and also tell the other presidential candidates which Home Depot he’ll be at in case they want to pick him up as a candidate for vice president.

Car
A woman sold her son’s car after finding alcohol in the car, and decided to share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone by placing an ad in the local newspaper. It immediately gave Britney’s sons a great idea.

Union
The Culinary Workers Union in Nevada, the union representing hotel, restaurant and laundry workers in Nevada's casino industry, decided to support Obama instead of Hillary. It is not a big deal for Hillary, said one of her staffers, the only problem is to find somebody in Nevada that would iron her shirt.

The Culinary Workers Union in Nevada, the union representing hotel, restaurant and laundry workers in Nevada's casino industry, decided to support Obama instead of Hillary. Fortunately for Hillary, only 2 of those workers are legally in the country and can vote.

Brothel
A man in Poland goes to a brothel and gets the shock of his life when he bumps into his wife who was working there. What’s even worse, when he offered her money she said she had a headache.

A man in Poland goes to a brothel and gets the shock of his life when he bumps into his wife who was working there. The guy was pissed. Think of all the money he could have saved if he didn’t marry her and just visited the brothel once a day to have sex with her.

Ridiculous
A Hurricane Katrina’s victim is suing the Federal Government for the ridiculous sum of $3 quadrillion. The Government lawyers said they are not concerned by the sum, but rather the fact that he asked to be paid in one of those gigantic prize checks.