January 8th 2007

Still without PC at home, hofully today I'll get one and have more jokes. Thanks. Pedro

Hillary
During an emotional speech Monday, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton cried and her voice broke repeatedly as she talked with voters in a restaurant about her campaign for the presidency. When asked later if she cried due to the campaign pressure, she sobbed again and said “Please leave Britney alone…”

During an emotional speech Monday, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton cried and her voice broke repeatedly as she talked with voters in a restaurant about her campaign for the presidency. Political analysts started to speculate the reason of the emotional breakdown: too much pressure, nerves; but Bill gave the real reason: Menopause.

During an emotional speech Monday, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton cried and her voice broke repeatedly as she talked with voters in a restaurant about her campaign for the presidency. Hillary’s campaign staffers said things will get better when help arrives. Apparently Dr. Phil is on his way.

Vacation
A Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed because he didn't want to go back to school after Christmas. Apparently the little kid copied the idea from President Bush who glued his hand to his bed because he didn’t want to finish his holiday vacation at his Crawford Ranch and go back to the White House.

A Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed because he didn't want to go back to school after Christmas. This is not a new idea, as Kevin Federline has glued himself to a couch since he married Britney.

Driverless Car
General Motors Corp. (GM) plans to test driverless car technology by 2015 and have cars on the road around 2018, media reported Monday. The project is doomed as no media will support a car that will save celebrities from future scandals.

Cuckold
A Mississippi businessman must pay more than 750,000 dollars in damages to the man whose wife he wooed away, after the US Supreme Court on Monday declined to hear an appeal in the case. Mississippi is the only state where you pay if you steal a wife; in the rest of the country husbands pay you to do that.

Wise Men
Children on every part of the planet waited Sunday for the arrival of the 3 wise men: Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar. Unfortunately, Balthasar didn’t show up as he was still drunk after celebrating Obama’s victory in Iowa.