December 6th 2007

Santa came earlier! I got published in Newsday! Thanks Newsday, thanks Ken, you guys are great. I really appreciate it, an honor.
Pedro
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun065489117dec06,0,4624251.story

Sherri Shepherd
Sherri Shepherd from The View said during Wednesday’s show that nothing pre-dates Jesus. Everybody in the media made fun of her; we all know Larry King pre-dates Jesus.

Jenna Bush
Jenna Bush looked really scared when, during the Ellen DeGeneres show, she made an impromptu phone call to her parents without warning them. Apparently, during those old drinking days, any phone call from Jenna coming from an unknown phone number were usually asking for bond money.

During Wednesday edition of the Ellen DeGeneres show, Jenna Bush called her parents, Laura and George. The president was great, it was really a sweet conversation; lesbians in the show loved Bush.

Hero
A seven-year-old Detroit girl is in stable condition after saving her mother's life by jumping in front of a gunman and taking six bullets. She now needs 3 more bullets to become a successful rapper.

Under 25
According to Forbes, Lebron James is the top earning celebrity under 25. In close second: all the kids that were part of the latest church settlement.

Awake
David Blaine reportedly plans to break the world's record for staying awake. The record is still in the hands of a dude playing online poker.

Kiefer Sutherland
Kiefer Sutherland was sentenced Wednesday to 48 days in jail in his drunken driving case, prosecutors said Wednesday. The actor immediately demanded to be tortured in jail, because with the writers strike he is in desperate need of new material for his TV show.

Miss California
Miss California has to give up her crown because the judges added up the scores wrong. That’s what happens when you invite Miss Teen South Carolina and four beauty pageants as judges.

Miss California has to give up her crown because the judges added up the scores wrong. Would you blame the male judges for not being able to concentrate with so many hotties around?

Knut
The Berlin Zoo's famous polar bear Knut, celebrated its first birthday Wednesday with more than 2,000 well-wishers. The party turned violent later when some teacher decided to rename it "Mohamed."