Friday leftovers... have a nice weekend... Pedro

Osama
Osama Bin Laden has released another tape, the fourth since September. Experts have agreed he’s as much a scab as Ellen and Carson Daily.

Osama Bin Laden has released another tape, the fourth since September. Virginia-based IntelCenter has concluded that the one in the tape is Osama and by releasing this fourth one, he’s jumped the shark.

Osama Bin Laden has released another tape, the fourth since September. In the tape you can hear Osama asking European countries to cease military alliances with the U.S. and you can also hear Osama’s reaction to the video "Two Girls and a Cup."

Big Thief
A Florida man was robbed off $100 by a 300 lbs prostitute who then rode off on his bicycle. The police later caught the woman and recovered the money, but they could never recover the seat of the bicycle.

Small
Michael Carney of Stockton-on-Tees, in central England, pleaded not guilty in a trial for exposing himself to six different women claiming his manhood is embarrassingly small to show it to a woman. The strategy didn’t work; that’s exactly the reason those women complained to the police on the first place!

Debate
The retired general who asked about gays and lesbians serving in the military at the CNN/YouTube Republican debate on Wednesday is a co-chairman of Hillary Rodham Clinton's National Military Veterans group. Republicans are mad; they are afraid that if you plant a gay in a Republican meeting, then you cannot stop them from multiplying.

Most of the young viewers of the CNN/YouTube Republican debate were disappointed with Rudi Giuliani. Not so much for his performance, but rather because he didn’t mention 9/11 that often ruining their 9/11 drinking game.

It was confirmed that the gay general who asked about gays and lesbians serving in the military at the CNN/YouTube Republican debate on Wednesday works for Hillary Clinton. The GOP won’t let this one pass, they now promise to plant their own gays at every restroom in the next Democratic convention.