November 16th 2007

Rutgers
After the controversy generated by radio host Don Imus’ comments on the Rutgers women's basketball team, the Scarlet Knights had the best recruiting season ever. After hearing that, small schools all over the country encouraged their women basketball players to get tattoos, coil their hair, and they are gonna send a video to Imus to gather his on air opinion.

O.J.
O.J. Simpson will stand trial for breaking in a hotel room in Vegas to recover part of his memorabilia. He’s worried this time, because one of the memorabilia items he could not recover is the only glove that doesn’t fit.

Democratic Debate
The Democratic presidential debate was held in Vegas Friday night. Never before was the Vegas slogan “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" more appropriate than for this debate, because nobody saw it outside that room.

The Democratic presidential debate was held in Vegas Friday night. According to the performance if you went all black at the table, you lost.

During the Democratic presidential debate on Friday, Hillary Clinton accused the other candidate of throwing mud at her. Once again Bill Clinton reacted and said “let’s throw mud at Kucinich’s wife as well and have a mud-wrestling fight with Hillary!”

Vote
A recent survey by an NYU journalism class found that 20 percent of their students would exchange their right to vote for an iPod. They are known in campus as iDiots.

Pizza
Papa John's started this week to take pizza orders via text message. Of course, if customers are able to text message with their fatty fingers.

Illegal
A 13-year-old illegal immigrant who fled to his native Mexico amid a sex scandal with his schoolteacher might be eligible to return to the United States with a special Visa: A visa only given to studs.