November 6th 2007

Once again, I wanna give a shoutout to all the Hollywood writers, I hope they get what they are fighting for, to show solidarity all the jokes I wrote today suck as well! Pedro

Writers Strike
The Republican Party released a statement yesterday about the Hollywood writers’ strike. The GOP said that if any of the party members decides to go foot-tapping, to hire a male masseuse or wear diapers, this is the right time to do it because nobody on TV will write jokes about it.

Jay Leno showed up at a picket line to show solidarity with the striking writers at NBC. It was awkward when he started reading the signs writers were carrying out loud and Kevin Eubanks was laughing forcedly as if they were jokes in the monologue.

Hollywood writers are marching outside the studios to fight for a better monetary deal with the TV and Movie industry. At the end of the strike, the writers will see a pay off with all this walk, not so much as a salary change, but at least they unglued those asses from the chairs and exercised a little.

Pakistan
Some people were expecting a recorded message from Bin Laden about the situation in Pakistan, which for some is the place where he’s hiding. Bin Laden’s closest officials said Osama won’t be releasing any new video because of the Hollywood writers strike.

Lou Dobbs
An illegal alien kid, whose teacher took him to Mexico after they started having an affair, won’t be let back in the country. When Lou Dobbs heard the news, he put on a wig, some lipstick and a skirt and decided to start his crusade one illegal alien kid at a time.

American Idol
In the next season of American Idol contestants will be able to show off their instrumental skills. Didn’t somebody already show off some organ skills with Paula Abdul in that show?

Drew Carey
The Price is Right host Drew Carey made an Internet video last week calling for the legalization of medical marijuana. Apparently after working in the Price is Right for a while, Carey needed to resort to medical marihuana to deal with injuries caused to him by jumpy, rotund contestants.

Currency
Model Giselle Bundchen says she will no longer accept payment in U.S. dollars, because she believes American currency will continue to depreciate. She is an expert in depreciation; her ass won’t be worth the same ten years from now, either.

Diplomats
Diplomats at the American embassy in Baghdad on Monday pleaded to their state department colleagues back home to come to work in Iraq. They said that there are people who think they live under a constant barrage of mortar attacks, but it isn't that way all the time. There are peaceful moments at the embassy, especially when the insurgence has to reload their guns.