October 31st 2007

Halloween
The cheapest Halloween costume this year is to poke a hole in any old mask you have and call it "Cheney’s Hunting Buddy."

One of the most popular costumes this Halloween is to dress up as reporters, at least at the FEMA Halloween party.

Have you noticed that people are celebrating Halloween earlier this year? For example, yesterday, on the 30th, MSNBC broadcast live a Halloween party, with scary people saying scary things. Oh! Wait! It was just the Democratic presidential debate.

Politics
Republicans and Democratic presidential candidates have been attacking Hillary Clinton incessantly during the last couple of weeks. Bill couldn’t help it anymore and jumped into the fight. And you have no idea how Bill, together with the candidates of both parties are beating her up now.

Fire
Officials said a boy playing with matches started a wildfire that consumed more than 38,000 acres and destroyed 21 homes last week. The little kid said it was an accident. He had just finished having sex with his teacher and decided to smoke a cigarette, but he doesn’t remember the rest because he passed out drunk.

UFO
During the Democratic Presidential Debate Dennis Kucinich admitted he saw a UFO. Apparently he is not the only one. It is not a secret that Bill Clinton has seen tons of flying saucers every time he’s gotten home late.

During the Democratic Presidential Debate Dennis Kucinich admitted he saw a UFO over actress Shirley MacLaine's home. Apparently that was not the only time Kucinich saw an unidentified object; he claimed he once saw a person that was going to vote for him.