October 24th 2007

Fire
It was reported yesterday that some of the evacuees at Qualcomm Stadium were enjoying meals provided by hotels in the area and even massages. What prompted Michael Bouble to say: "Bush does care about white rich people."

Fearing for their safety, about 50 suspected illegal immigrants have surrendered to the Border Patrol since Sunday to escape one of Southern California's largest wildfires. In other news, CNN host Lou Dobbs has been seen with a box of matches and a can of gas driving to California.

CIA
The CIA has unveiled a new Terrorist Buster logo which is inspired by that of the popular film, Ghostbusters. The only difference with the movie version is that while the Ghostbusters song goes “Who you’re gonna call? Ghostbusters!” the Terrorist Buster theme goes "We already know who you called… Terrorist Busters!"

Car Toilet
A Japanese company called Kaneko Sangyo Co. unveiled a brand new product: A portable, in-car toilet. Judging by the smell, I’m pretty sure some of the cab drivers in New York already use the car as a bathroom.

A Japanese company called Kaneko Sangyo Co. unveiled a brand new product: A portable, in-car toilet. The company warned the user to not use it for sexual purposes because you might hurt yourself if you do the foot tapping in the accelerator.

Hillary
According to the Center for Responsive Politics, Hillary Clinton hired almost 700 people to work for her campaign during the last three months, way more than any other candidate. Apparently it was the time when Hillary did the TV rounds, so she needed a huge crew to work on her wrinkles.

According to the Center for Responsive Politics, Hillary Clinton hired almost 700 people to work for her campaign during the last three months, way more than any other candidate. The problem with Hillary’s campaign staff is that she refuses to have interns.