October 23rd 2007

Bin Laden
Osama bin Laden released a new audiotape where the terrorist leader urges militants to gather under one banner. Hopefully he’s referring to the one that said "Mission accomplished" because we know how things went after Bush did that.

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris announced Monday he is endorsing Mike Huckabee for president in 2008. If Huckabee as a president is like the exercise machine Norris endorses on TV, he is gonna be useful for 2 weeks and then will make for a wonderful coat hunger.

Britain
In a new survey, British people voted the electric can opener as the worst gadget ever. Apparently, they do not see the use for a can opener as they have always used their teeth to open cans and other objects.

McCain
During a campaign bus swing through South Carolina Monday, Sen. John McCain confessed he’s got the Swedish group ABBA on his iPod. Reporters were shocked: McCain has enough money for an iPod?

During a campaign bus swing through South Carolina Monday, Sen. John McCain confessed he’s got the Swedish group ABBA on his iPod. Apparently McCain still misses the torture he underwent during the Vietnam war.

Robots
CBS reported that the US is adding more robots in the war in Iraq, most of them designed by the same Massachusetts company that has sold millions of robotic vacuum cleaners to American consumers. It makes sense; those little Roombas can definitely clean the mess we are leaving there.