October 30th 2007

Halloween
In a new survey by the Associated Press and Ipsos, 37% of Americans say that if they were dressing up as one of the 2008 presidential candidates for Halloween they would choose Hillary. It is a very easy outfit, just a pair of pants and a broom.

In a new survey by the Associated Press and Ipsos, 14% of Americans say that if they were dressing up as one of the 2008 presidential candidates for Halloween they would choose Giuliani. Apparently to look like Giuliani you just need a Bush mask with less hair.

Obama
Presidential candidate Barack Obama showed off some of his dance moves during his appearance in the Ellen DeGeneres show. It wasn't good; it looked like his white half was doing the dancing, the Cheney part of the family tree.

Copperfield
An aspiring model has accused renowned magician, David Copperfield, of abusing her. This could be one of the biggest tricks Copperfield has ever pulled: making people believe he is straight.

Smoke
There was a scare yesterday in Sacramento California when neighbors spotted smoke coming out of a house. There was immediate relief when they found out it was just the governor’s house and Arnold was smoking some "leaves."

Iraq
A suicide bomber on a bicycle killed 30 Iraqi policemen doing their morning exercises at a base north of Baghdad on Monday. How expensive has the gas gotten that suicide bombers strike on bicycles?

Hillary
During a TV interview, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney compared Hillary to an intern for her lack of experience. Bill Clinton completely disagreed, not so much about the lack of experience Hillary has to become president, but Hillary is definitely not intern material.

Treadmill
A new product combines a treadmill with a work station. The product is doomed from the get-go. Americans hate to work, and now you want them to combine work with the other thing the hate the most: exercise!