October 29th 2007

Iran
A U.N. nuclear expert says Iran is three to eight years away from getting a nuclear weapon. If it were for Cheney, Iran would have a Nuclear Bomb tomorrow.

Last Supper
Officials in Milan put online the famous Leonardo Da Vinci's masterpiece "The Last Supper" so everybody can see it. The only way Americans had a chance in the past to experience "The Last Supper" was to have 3 Big Mac’s and a chocolate shake.

Old Coins
A family in Pennsylvania found piles of old coins worth as much as $200,000 in a long-abandoned home. Apparently the old owner used to collect "Loonies" when they were worth nothing.

NFL in England
The New York Giants played the Miami Dolphins Sunday in London. When the NFL players walked in the Stadium, the British thought all the protection gear they had on was to protect them from the hooligans.

Halloween
A recent AP poll found that minorities are less likely to trick-or-treat than white people. We, Latinos, have had some problems in the past. Everytime I sent my kids to get candies from my neighbors, I had to explain to them that they’d get the candy without having to hit the neighbor like a piñata.

Bicycle
Robert Stewart of Edinburgh was convicted for having sex with a bicycle. Apparently he rode her hard, but without its consent.

Future
An evolutionary theorist at the London School of Economics said that in about 100,000 years, humans will be split into two separate species: A group of super-humans, who will be between six and seven feet tall and live up to 120 years, and a group of ugly, unintelligent, small goblin humans. Apparently, the world will populated by Kucinich’s offspring.

Worms
U.S. researchers said on Thursday that altering a gene in the brain of female worms changed their sexual orientation, making female worms attracted to other females. Apparently, the only side effect so far is that the female worms wanted to get rid of their pet dogs.