October 26th 2007

Friday Leftovers

Fire
Evacuees affected by the wild fires in San Diego were sheltered in San Diego's Qualcomm Stadium Wednesday. Inside the stadium, they were offered yoga, acupuncture, massage therapy, cappuccinos and catered meals. And all that in the bleachers! Can you imagine in the luxury boxes?

Cheney
Dick Cheney fell asleep during a cabinet meeting about the California wildfires, until somebody kicked him in the chest, and the battery of the pacemaker started working again.

Dick Cheney was caught by news cameras sound asleep during the cabinet meeting Wednesday. I am stating the obvious, but vampires sleep during the day.
Well maybe all that fire makes him feel cozy and at home… in hell.

Dick Cheney was caught by news cameras sound asleep during the cabinet meeting Wednesday. White House officials tried to spin it, some said he was reading some notes and others said he was praying for the destruction of Iran.

Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani said yesterday that water boarding should or should not be consider torture depending on the circumstance. For example if you are water-boarding your wife because she is asking for a lot of money in the divorce settlement, it could be ok.

Global Warming
White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said yesterday that global warming has some public health benefits and that it helps poor people in areas of cold winters. Apparently, she forgot to mention that global warming also provides long and nice baths when during floods and helps you lose weight when it causes famine.

Britney
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attended their first co-parenting class. They both failed the first exam because they copied each other.