November 5th 2007

I wanna give a shoutout to all the Hollywood writers, I hope they get what they are fighting for. By the way to show support, all the jokes I wrote today suck!. Pedro

Writers Strike
Hollywood writers are still in talks with TV networks and movie studios to negotiate a better deal in the share of profits. Writers are doomed with the talk, because if they knew how to talk they would have become actors or stand-up comedians.

Daylight Saving
Daylight Saving Time ended and clocks went back on Sunday giving the Dog Bounty Hunter an extra hour to use the N word 60 more times.

Fire
People in San Diego are said to be ready for another fire in case dry Santa Ana winds return this week. Rich people already shopped for their best designer clothes in case they have to socialize again at Qualcomm Stadium.

Imus
Don Imus announced Thursday he will return to the air Dec. 3 on WABC-AM in New York. He said he can’t wait to give the “noose” report again.

Nap attack
A new British study reports that a nap a day can prevent heart attacks, unless you are napping while piloting a plane, which might cause heart attacks to all the passengers.

A new British study reports that a nap a day can prevent heart attacks. No wonder every time Dick Cheney closes his eyes for a minute everybody in the room starts yelling.

Flip a coin
A judge who ordered a custody dispute by flipping a coin was removed from the bench by the Virginia Supreme Court on Friday. Apparently his accuracy rate of fairness bothered the supreme court.

A judge who ordered a custody dispute by flipping a coin was removed from the bench by the Virginia Supreme Court on Friday. The Virginia Supreme Court took the decision after they assigned tail for let him stay and head for removing the judge.

Broadband
The U.S. finished in 15th place in a survey about which countries have the best access to broadband. Unfortunately, tons of people in America still cannot see the survey because they are downloading it with their slow dial-up connection.

Iran
Experts in and out of government say there's no conclusive evidence that Tehran has an active nuclear-weapons program; a fact that makes war inevitable.

King Tut
The face of King Tut was shown in public for the first time on Sunday, 85 years after it was discovered. Some people believe that they have seen the mummy every weekday night in CNN.

Drilling
A dentist is sued for accidentally drilling a patient’s eye because he started dancing when the radio played the song "Car Wash." Ironically, a Car Wash is one of the things the dentist will need to do to raise some of the money to pay for the settlement.