November 1st 2007

I'm in Newsday!!!!!
I want to thank Newsday and Ken for choosing one of my jokes to publish in a such a huge paper. Thanks a lot, I feel so honored to have my name among tremendous comedians posted there. Really awesome. Thanks........
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun5440538nov01,0,7709083.story


Biggest Threat
According to a Gallup poll released Wednesday, people in the United States see Iran as by far the biggest greatest threat, with China a distant second, and Britney driving her car in third place.

National Blackout
The National Blackout was called by black radio talk show hosts to take place Friday across the nation. They're asking black people not to spend any money for one day to protest conditions in America. In other news KFC announced that Friday they’ll be selling "Burritos."

Hillary
During the last Democratic Presidential Debate, Bill Richardson was the only candidate that was quite flattering towards Hillary Clinton, which some suspect is a calculated move to be her vice president. Hillary said that last a time a Bill complimented her that much was during her Honeymoon.

Offenders
Hundreds of California sex offenders who face tough new restrictions on where they can live are declaring themselves homeless. They will always have a place to stay: "myspace."

Hundreds of California sex offenders are declaring themselves homeless because of a law that bars them from living within 2,000 feet of a school. With all the statistics about school dropouts reported last week, shouldn’t a school be the best place to keep sex offenders?

Halloween
Conservative groups are complaining about the new costumes designed for little girls this Halloween alleging they are too provocative. When girls were asked about it, they said they needed to bring up the game, because they now have to compete with their teachers.

Heater Mills
Heather Mills says that she's $3 million in debt. She can always make some money selling all the right shoes that she doesn’t need.

Iraq
Violent deaths of Iraqi civilians appear to have fallen sharply in Iraq in October, according to the latest Associated Press tally. Apparently, the number of Iraqi civilians fell considerably since Blackwater has been under surveillance.

E-mails
The Federal Trade Commission warned this week that scammers are behind messages from the phony address of "frauddep(at)ftc.gov. The FTC said that you need to know that most government officials only use hotboy.xxx to contact citizens.