November 15th 2007

Google
Google co-founder Larry Page is planning to marry his girlfriend, Lucy Southworth, next month. Apparently, now if you google jackpot you get Lucy Southwort’s homepage.

Google co-founder Larry Page is planning to marry his girlfriend, Lucy Southworth, next month in a ceremony which details have been kept secret. Unless of course you google “Google co-founder” and “ceremony" and you'll get all the details.

Oil
After the oil spill in Northern California, some volunteers that wanted to clean the oil-covered-birds were turned away because they didn’t have the proper training. Some others were turned away because they asked how many birds they needed to grind to fill the tank....

Satellite
The warden of the Clayton County Correctional Institution wants permission to spend money to get Satellite so inmates can watch “Monday Night Football.” Apparently, inmates want to see how their teams are doing when they are not playing with them.

The warden of the Clayton County Correctional Institution wants permission to spend money to get Satellite so inmates can watch “Monday Night Football.” It is understandable, it must be painful to be in jail and to have to put up with reruns because of the writers strike.

Fish
A researcher has found a tropical fish that lives in swamps and can survive out of water for months at a time. Its scientific name: New Orleantis.

Hunger
The U.S. government said 35 millions of Americans went hungry in 2006. They went hungry from the time they had breakfast up until they had a huge lunch at noon.