November 23rd 2007

Hi there, I hope everybody is alive after yesterday's food orgy. I know as a tradition you are supposed to say the things you are thankful for (I love Americans!!!). One of the things I am thankful for this year is to have the chance to write these jokes and have people reading them, not so many, but some. Thanks all for taking your time to read what I think it is funny! I am also thankful to be featured last week in "Newsweek". So thanks Newsweek and Ken for making that possible.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun5461219nov15,0,7905695.story
Enjoy you all the leftovers. Pedro.

Scott McClellan
Former press secretary Scott McClellan said that Bush and Cheney made him spread "false information" about Plame-gate to the press. It is a amazing what writing a book does; nobody ever believed a word McClellan ever said as a press secretary, but after writing a book he turned himself into "Mr Truth."

Miami Dolphins
The Miami Dolphins with a record of 10 defeats and 0 victories are playing the Steelers this Monday. Apparently the Dolphins’ coach Cam Cameron had a special request for this game, he asked to bring the cheerleader from "Heroes" Hayden Panettiere to see if she can save the Dolphins from a slaughter.

Thanksgiving
People in general were surprised that traffic on the road was not that heavy on Wednesday and that there were no major delays at the airports. Unfortunately that also meant there were forced to spend more time with their in-laws.

Surveys indicated a record 38.7 million U.S. residents were likely to travel 50 miles or more for the holiday between Wednesday and Sunday. Surveys also indicated that 38.7 million were likely to have money to afford gas for only 2 miles.

President Bush spent Thanksgiving dinner with his family and his future son-in- law. Fortunately for the future son-in law, Bush couldn’t torture him with the old pull-my-finger jokes, because comedy writers are on strike.