December 2nd 2007

Hillary
There was a hostage situation Friday at Hillary Rodham Clinton campaign office. Police didn’t react fast, apparently they thought Hillary has taken Bill hostage again because he had plans to go out during the weekend.

Giuliani
During the Republican Presidential Debate Thursday, Rudy Giuliani said he read the bible many times. Probably the ones they keep in the hotels while he was waiting for the mistress to show up.

Britney
TMZ showed a video where you can see Britney Spears entering a library not to read any book but rather to buy Starbucks coffee. Apparently she had just visited a museum where she bought the small doughnuts at its vending machine.

TMZ showed a video where you can see Britney Spears entering a library not to read any book but rather to buy Starbucks coffee. Apparently when Britney wants to read she goes to a restaurant and grabs the menu.

Celebrities
Pamela Anderson said she’ll retire in 5 years. Her rack though will continue working after she dies.
Pamela Anderson said she’ll retire in 5 years. I thought she retired after Baywatch.
Lindsay Lohan reportedly got drunk over Thanksgiving weekend. Would you blame her with the family reunion she probably had?