December 3rd 2007

Hillary
Hillary Clinton's campaign office in New Hampshire was taken hostage Friday by a person with something that looked like four sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest. Don’t you think some Republicans have taken the "we-have-to-beat-the-bitch” idea too far?

Hillary Clinton's campaign office in New Hampshire was taken hostage Friday. When the police described the individual as white, middle aged and with hate towards Hillary, the list of suspects became infinite.

Sen. Hillary Clinton told Iowans in Bettendorf, Iowa that she wants a long term relationship with them, not just a one night stand. On the other hand Bill said I’m cool with minutes.

Hillary Clinton's campaign office in New Hampshire was taken hostage Friday by a drunken individual who wanted to talk to Hillary. When asked about the incident, Bill commented that sometimes he also needs to be drunk to want to talk Hillary.

Pat Robertson
During Wednesday’s edition of Club 700, Pat Robertson told his audience that the stretching part of yoga is fine, but repeating yoga mantras is evil. He definitely needs the stretching aspect of yoga, especially to pull his head out of his ass.

Cat
A feral cat survived 19 days with its head stuck in a jar. That is not that impressive; President Bush has survived living in a bubble since 2004.

RV’s
Time Magazine reports that 400,000 Americans live full time in luxurious motor home, with prices that range from $300,000 to $1,000,000. Actually, they live in old beat up cars, but what makes them so expensive is that their gas tanks are full.

Restrooms
In London, they've introduced a text messaging service that tells cell phone users where the nearest public toilet is located. It’ll replace the old Morse code system that was deciphering that foot-tapping sound coming from inside the stalls.