December 4th 2007

National Debt
According to the latest numbers, our country's national debt is growing $1 million every minute. The national debt is almost growing as fast as the number of people that claim to have had sex with Larry Craig.

According to the latest numbers, our country's national debt is growing $1 million every minute. The Bush administration called its best economists and came up with a solution to save money: a 23-hour day.

Imus
Don Imus returned to the airwaves Monday on WABC in New York City. He couldn’t help it and used the same words he had used on the Rutgers team to describe another team. Fortunately for him, it was the New York Knicks so everybody agreed.

Don Imus returned to the airwaves Monday on WABC in New York City with a new female black co-host and a male black sport reporter. I can’t wait for Imus to make a stupid remark about a Latino soccer team, because my buddy, Jose, and I are in desperate need of a good paying job.

Iowa
A storm system slid across the Northeast with snow leaving several people in Iowa without power, among them Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani.

Iran
A new assessment by American intelligence agencies concludes that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003 and that the program remains frozen. When asked about his recent comments about Iran’s nuclear capability, the president apologized and said he had obtained the information from Colin Powel.

Game
A company is touting a new reality game show called "Who Wants to Marry a U.S. Citizen" that aims to create televised matrimony between legal citizens and immigrants who have temporary visas. TV executives said the show has no potential unless they change the name to “Who Wants to Marry a Canadian Citizen."