December 17th 2007

Hey there, I´m in Argentina for a short vacation. So you might find less jokes these days. Thanks all.
Pedro

McCain
Republican John McCain won the endorsement of independent Sen. Joe Lieberman on Monday. Some people believe this is another of those Lieberman´s sneaky moves, and he is supporting McCain now because he has the hots for McCain´s mom

Cursing
A woman who was cited for loudly cursing at her overflowing toilet , and then at a cop neigbor who told her to quiet down , has been acquitted on First Amendment grounds.
I wonder if everybody in Scranton that will curse when they get ticketed by this pissed cop is going to be protected by the first amendment too.

Shred
According to recent estimates federal spending on paper shredding during 2007 might almost double the amount of money spent in 2006. Apparently nobody told Bush yet that you do not need to shred e-mails.

According to recent estimates federal spending on paper shredding during 2007 might almost double the amount of money spent in 2006. The White House claims there´s much more useless paper to get rid of, like dollars bills.

Alcohol
A man almost died from alcohol poisoning after he drunk an entire bottle of vodka at an airport security because he didn´t want to hand the bottle over to comply with the carry-on rules. The worst part of all is that passengers had to be stuck in the terminal for hours because they could not find another pilot for the plane.

Heroe
A 9-year-old kid drove her dad to safety after he had a heart attack. It is great the kid knows how to drive because he might need to drive a taxi to collect some money to pay his dad´s hospital´s bills.