December 11th 2007

Talking Jesus
Wal-Mart and Target are selling a Talking Jesus Action Figure this Christmas. Apparently the doll was recalled but was back on the shelves on the third day.

Environment
The director of the New South Wales state Center for Health Promotion and Research said population control "remains crucial" to preserving the environment. Does it mean gays are going to get tax breaks like those who buy hybrids?

Cheney
Vice president Dick Cheney said while talking about Democrats that they are not carrying the big sticks he would have expected. Apparently, he got the scoop from Larry Craig.

CIA
The White House has decided not to answer specific questions about why the CIA destroyed some interrogation tapes. According to insiders, the White House was afraid they were going to be called scabs if they release those tapes and gave the producers of 24 ideas for their next episode.

Lovers
American men are named the fourth-worst lovers in the world. Mostly because we still prefer to make war not love.

Guinness
A man made the Guinness Book of World Records for being tossed 118 feet in a car accident. He was featured in at least 20 pages of the Guinness book… one for every part of his dismembered body.

Dana Perino
The White House press secretary Dana Perino admitted to NPR that she wasn’t exactly sure what the Cuban missile crisis was. On her defense, the application to be a White House press secretary stated that at least you had to be smarter than your boss.

The White House press secretary Dana Perino admitted to NPR that she wasn’t exactly sure what the Cuban missile crisis was. She does look a littler bit like miss teen South Carolina, doesn’t she?