April 2nd 2008

Craiglist
Police in Oregon captured the people responsible of posting an ad in craiglist which led to a guy’s house being totally ransacked. Now police is looking for the guy that posted the ad that let the Bush administration ransacked this country.

Wright
Controversial pastor Reverend Jeremiah Wright is getting a luxurious retirement home. The house came with a thank you note from the Republican Party and Hillary Clinton.

Fish
According to a new study, pregnant women who eat two or more servings of fish per week have smarter kids than women who don't eat fish at all. Did those ribs taste good Barbara?

Depression
A British newspaper claims that America is in a "Great Depression". Apparently the elimination of Chikezie from American idol left us all in awe.

Botox
A new study raises the concern that the popular anti-wrinkle treatment Botox may travel from its injection site into the brain. It might affect the patients so much that they start to believe their expressionless face looks good and normal.

Detroit
The graduation rate for Detroit Public Schools students is the worst in the country with only 25%. Ironically that’s the percentage of people that leave the city every year.

Students
A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job. The teacher knew about it, but ignored the warnings because she thought the students wanted just to get kinky with her.