March 26th 2008

Hillary
Comedian Sinbad contradicted Hillary Clinton’s description of the Bosnian trip in 1996 when she said she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire. And if there’s someone that knows about sniper fire is Simbad, especially when he performs.

Comedian Sinbad contradicted Hillary Clinton’s description of the Bosnian trip in 1996 when she said she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire. She is said to be extremely mad because those comments shuttered her career, not Hillary’s, but Spitzer’s hooker’s, because nobody is talking about her anymore.

The New England Historic Genealogical Society said in a recent study that Hillary Clinton is distant cousin of Celine Dion’s and Madonna’s… And there’s the answer to the age old question of why people find her so annoying.

Obama
Obama’s website says that you can now share an intimate dinner with Barack Obama if you donate money for his campaign. The only problem is that Reverend Wright will be in charge of saying grace.

Fat
Mexico has become the second-fattest nation in the world. Now illegals are waiting outside I-Hop to be hired.

George Michael
George Michael is gearing up for a U.S. tour. He is expected to meet with some US politicians in several airport restrooms.

Busted
A 93-year-old Florida man has been charged with soliciting sex from a female undercover officer. The police were working on a second charge: assault with a “dead” weapon.

A 93-year-old Florida man who paid $30 for sex and promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal has been charged with soliciting sex from a female undercover officer. Apparently, the man didn’t come back because he only has erections once a year.

Iraq
Iraq will launch its own stock exchange this week. It is expected to be very volatile.

Surgeries
The American Society of Plastic Surgeons says that plastic surgeries are up 7%. They saw a dramatic increase in the number of surgeries when Priscilla Presley became a contestant in “Dancing with the Stars.”

Naked Picture
A nude photo of the French First Lady Carla Bruni has been put up for auction at Christie's New York and is expected to raise a fortune, especially if there’s a bidding war between Spitzer and David Paterson.

A nude photo of the French First Lady Carla Bruni has been put up for auction at Christie's New York and is expected to rise close to $3000. This is not the first time a naked picture of a first lady was sold for so much money; apparently, someone paid a fortune for naked pictures of Barbara Bush, but to destroy them.

Kids
Middle-income families can expect to spend $204,060 on feeding, housing and schooling a child born in 2007 until his or her 18th birthday, the U.S. government reported on Monday. Or you can just give them for adoption to Angelina Jolie.

Heather Mills
Heather Mills wants to write a children's book. It is an autobiography called: the story of the first female pirate…