March 14th 2008

Friday Leftovers..... Please e-mail me with ideas, suggestions, comments, anything at
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You all have a great weekend.

Spitzer
The Emperor’s club, the high-end international escort service that provided Spitzer with call girls, rates its prostitutes with 1 to 7 diamonds. Apparently, that’s the number of diamonds you’ll have to give to your wife according to the quality of the girl you are caught with.

Penthouse Magazine offered Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the woman involved in the Spitzer’s scandal, the cover shot of the magazine. Apparently, this is not the first time a woman involved in a sex scandal with a politician got offered the cover shot of a magazine. It is a little known fact that Monica Lewinsky was offered the cover shot of Cattle South Magazine.

Pentagon
The pentagon said that a report that confirms that there is no evidence Saddam had ties to Al Qaeda would not be posted online and could not be emailed, but will be mailed to you in a CD if you request it. It is evident the Pentagon doesn’t want anybody to see the report because the CD they send has the cover of Kevin Federlaine’s latest album.

Gnome
A town in South America is reported to have seen a ‘creepy gnome' wandering the streets. In other news, Dennis Kucinich has been spending some time in South America after he quit his presidential endeavor.

Bathroom
A man in Ness City, Kansas, could be charged for allowing his girlfriend to sit on their toilet so long that her body became stuck to the seat. Apparently, the man might be found guilty for feeding her the “Super Double Deluxe” Taco Bell burrito.

Weak Dollar
Economists worldwide are saying that a negative dollar sentiment is growing in nations where the dollar was historically accepted. Apparently, the fact that someone needs $5000 to pay for a hooker doesn’t help much either.


Cuba
President Raul Castro has lifted Cuba's ban on the unrestricted sale of DVDs. The only problem is the long lines to see them in the only DVD player in Cuba, at Castro’s house.

Gold
The price of gold is still rising. Apparently, to get some gold now, Athletes need a lot more money on steroids.