February 29th 2008

Friday Leftovers. Hey drop a line for comments or any other reason at
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You all have a nice weekend.

McCain
Some people are questioning the legality of McCain’s candidacy because he was born in the Panama Canal. Fortunately for McCain, when he was born, the continent had not been divided into countries yet...

Prince
The British military decided Friday to pull Prince Harry "immediately" out of Afghanistan after news of his deployment leaked out in to the media. Apparently, the one that leaked the news to the media was the very own prince.

The British military decided Friday to pull Prince Harry "immediately" out of Afghanistan after news of his deployment leaked to the media. Next time, if he wants to remain anonymous, the Prince should change his name to the “Sign.”

Obama
Barack Obama told Ellen DeGeneres that his poll percentages started to skyrocket after he danced on the comedienne’s show. Apparently, white America felt safe to vote for someone that dances like them.

Nader
Independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader selected Matt Gonzalez, a former member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, to be his running mate. That will increase his vote number 100% percent, to 2 votes.

Italy
The Italian court ruled Tuesday that touching your crotch in public is considered indecent and a finable offense. No wonder Baseball never caught up in Italy…

The Italian court ruled Tuesday that touching your crotch in public is considered against public decency and it is a finable offense. Don’t expect to see Michael Jackson performing in Italy this year.

The Italian court ruled Tuesday that touching your crotch in public is considered against public decency and it is a finable offense. “That’s why I touch somebody else’s,” said Larry Craig.

Prison
According to a new report, for the first time in U.S. history, one out of every 100 adults is in jail or prison, the other 99 are not American Idol contestants.

According to a new report, the U.S. ranks as the world's No. 1 incarcerator, with over 2.3 million people in U.S. prisons or jails at the beginning of 2008. Fortunately, that number will drastically decline when Bush pardons all his friends before leaving office.