February 28th 2008

Elections
According to a research, a big number of Americans are still reluctant to vote for minorities, which is bad news for blacks, women and Republicans.

Cheerleaders
The Florida Marlins have announced they will form an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad. Apparently, they are recruiting from the players of the Miami Dolphins team.

Economy
Experts are saying the U.S. economy slowed to a near crawl... and you know what happens when you get in all four.....

Earthquake
There was a 5.2 earthquake in Britain yesterday. Amy Winehouse’s arms ended up with more holes than Swiss cheese.

NaderRalph
Nader celebrated his 74th birthday Thursday. To celebrate, he threw out two parties: a birthday party, and the Democratic Party out of the presidential race.

Obesity
Experts say that obesity kills more people than terrorism does. Apparently, terrorists are not loading their cars with bombs anymore, but with bonbons.

Scientists say that fast food ads are fueling obesity among Hispanic kids. And then they say Latinos do not want to assimilate to America.

Myspace
On Monday, the city of Arlington, Oregon voted 142 to 139 to fire its mayor for posting pictures of herself in underwear on myspace. Clearly, those 142 people that voted against her were the ones she rejected as myspace friends