February 22nd 2008

Friday leftovers. Hey if you feel like saying Hi or sending comments and suggestions please e-mail me at :Have a nice weekend
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Obama
According to a popular website for families, parents are starting to name their kids Barack after the recent popularity of the Democratic Candidate. The website suggests that if Barack Obama doesn’t win, you can always do what the Patriot’s did with their merchandise, and send your kids to Nicaragua.

After the latest victories, Obama told his followers at a rally that Hillary can’t catch him, quoting the famous words of a former president: Bill Clinton…

McCain
About a year from now, the American TV transition to digital broadcasting from analog broadcasting will be complete. Apparently, the Bush administration delayed the change to right after the election, because with High Def people might realize that McCain is actually already a corpse.

After The New York Times broke the scandal of John McCain’s possible romantic affair with a lobbyist, his wife, Cindy, said she’ll always be standing by her man. Of course, she knows that standing next to McCain makes her look younger than Miley Cyrus.

Satellite
The Pentagon was forced to send a press release after a missile hit the fuel tank of a defunct U.S. spy satellite. Apparently, they had to clarify that the fuel burned out completely in the space, not because people were afraid of it, but rather because lots of people were waiting on the ground with buckets to see if they could get some fuel to use in their cars.

Hillary
According to a recent study on campaign expenditure, since 2008, Hillary Clinton’s campaign spent $1,300 at Dunkin' Donuts. Apparently, it was actually Bill that used all the money buying doughnuts to bribe the security that protects him so he could have some nightly escapades without Hillary knowing about it.

According to a recent study on campaign expenditure, Hillary Clinton has spent $ 33 million in campaign consultants. Now we know why she is holding a meeting with John Edwards, not to offer him any position, just to hire him to sue her consultants for crashing her campaign.