February 11th 2008

Hillary
The manager of a downtown building said Thursday he’ll likely never rent office space to a political campaign again after all the trash Hillary Clinton campaign staffers left behind after the Iowa caucuses. Hillary is now saying that all that garbage isn’t hers, it is just dirt they have on Obama.

The manager of a downtown building said Thursday he’ll likely never rent office space to a political campaign again after all the trash Hillary Clinton campaign staffers left behind after the Iowa caucuses. How can she claim we need her to clean the White House if she cannot clean a small office?

The media reported Sunday that Hillary cried again while talking in a school in Manassas, Va. At least Hillary knows that if she looses the election she’ll still have a shot at a small role in “The days of our lives.”

Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse won five Grammies this Sunday and despite all the latest accolades she’ll always be regarded as an “aspiring” singer.

Amy Winehouse performed Sunday at the Grammies. Everybody tuned in to see the singer that according to the media is high all the time, ironically the one that looks like she’s got the munchies was Aretha Franklin.

Pentagon
A Pentagon document revealed that the War in Iraq is keeping the military from improving their ability to respond to new conflicts. Apparently our army is so depleted they cannot even be part of the “Dance War” between Bruno and Carrie Ann.

Obama
Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama on Sunday beat two former US presidents, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, and won a Grammy in the category for best spoken word album. You can check the Grammy on e-Bay and get it for a minimum of two superdelegates.

Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama won a Grammy for best spoken word album. It is a very emotional album, it definitely made Hillary cry.

Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama won a Grammy for best spoken word album beating Bill Clinton in the same category. Bill said Obama deserved the award because it was a beautiful fairy tale.

Heather Mills
According to a British Tabloid, Heather Mills cheated on Paul McCartney for six month with a secret lover. Apparently, Heather had a leg on both relationships.

Pimp
Hillary Clinton demanded an apology from MSNBC after a reporter had said they are “Pimping Out” Chelsea. After she lashed out her frustration, Hillary grabbed her McDaddy cane, wrapped the feather boa around her neck and looked for the Cadillac waiting outside.

David Shuster, an MSNBC reporter, said Thursday that Chelsea Clinton had been "pimped out" to make calls to superdelegates on behalf of her mother Hillary. Hillary was mad and said the Chelsea was doing nothing wrong, just pulling normal political tricks.