January 29th 2008

Bush
There are rumors several writers might have crossed the picket line and started working again. The union suspects that only professional fiction writers could’ve written Bush’s last state of the union address.

President Bush signed several autographs to people in the audience that assisted to his last State of the Union Address. White House officials made it clear to the press; Bush was not signing autographs; he was signing promissory notes to Chinese Banks executives.

Political analysts agree Bush’s last State of the Union Address had a strong message about Global Warming. Especially because it looks like Bush recycled the same speech he gave in the last couple of years.

President Bush signed several autographs to people in the audience that assisted to his last State of the Union Address. Apparently on e-Bay they give one Obama’s future State-of-the-Union-Address for seven of Bush.

McCain and Romney
During the last couple of weeks, Mitt Romney and John McCain have been accusing each other of being liberals. They might have a point, because they were both fighting last night to see who would give the opposition response to Bush’s State of the Union Address.

College
A new survey from Cambridge University in England found that the more sex you have in college the worst your grades get. Not if the people you have sex with are the teachers…

A new survey from Cambridge University in England found that the more sex you have in college the worst your grades get. No wonder I was known as Einstein in College.