January 22nd 2008

Oscar
The Oscar nominations were announced today by A the cademy . For best actresses some of the nominees were: Marion Cotillard for "La Vie En Rose," Cate Blanchett for "Elizabeth: The Golden Age," and Hillary Clinton for her crying skills before the New Hampshire caucus.

Bill Clinton
During a service to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr in Harlem, Bill Clinton was caught nodding off. He claimed later that like MLK he was also having a dream, but his involved, thongs, cigars and chubby interns.

Zoo
The LA Zoo presented yesterday its newest attraction: a blind harbor seal named Alfred. After what happened in San Francisco, shouldn’t it be safer if the tiger was the blind one?

Candidates
Dean Hrbacek, a Republican candidate for Congressional District 22 in Houston, Texas, admitted using his head on someone else's body in a campaign flyer. This is not new among Republicans candidates, most of them have been trying to pass pictures of their bodies with Ronald Reagan’s face for a long time.

Lohan
Lindsay Lohan has had a slight skirt malfunction and paparazzies took pictures of her backside in provocative underwear. Apparently, wearing underwear is part of her 12-steps recovery program…

One Year
On January 20th George W. Bush was exactly one year away from completing his presidency. When asked about it, Bush said he had enough time to warm up and now he was ready to govern.