January 15th 2008

Terrell Owens
Terrell Owens cried at the press conference after Dallas lost the game to the Giants in the NFL playoffs. Hasn’t he learned anything from Hillary? You’re supposed to cry BEFORE the competition if you want to win.

Auto Industry
During their campaign in Michigan, Mitt Romney and John McCain made passionate speeches in front of auto workers, and promised them to revive their industry. Then, both candidates left the premises and drove away in their brand new Toyotas.

Hillary Vs Obama
Hillary Clinton has made clear that Obama’s accusation of racism is totally unfounded. She then told the press that if you have any question you can ask her new spokesperson: “The Dog Bounty Hunter.”

After staying on the sidelines in the first year of the campaign, race and gender have burst into the forefront of the Democratic presidential contest; an issue Republican candidates won’t have among them.

Flowers
An internet site, deLaFlowers.com, shared with their customers what message you send with the amount of roses you buy for your couple on Saint Valentine’s: DOZEN ROSES: Gratitude; 25 ROSES: Congratulations; and 50 ROSES: I promise won’t cheat anymore.

Anniversary
This January 17th is the tenth year anniversary of the Lewinsky scandal. If there’s a party and a cake, we know already who’s gonna be blowing the candles.

Weapons
The Bush administration plans to sell $123 million worth of sophisticated precision-guided bomb technology to Saudi Arabia. Cheney was extremely happy, not only because the U. S makes tons of money with the sell, but also because Saudis will pay the purchase by increasing the price of oil.

New Governor
Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, the son of Indian immigrants, was sworn in on Monday as the governor of Louisiana. He received tons of congratulatory phone calls and a couple of tech support questions.