January 11th 2008

Friday Leftovers! Have a great weekend.
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Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani's presidential campaign announced on Thursday the formulation of a Catastrophe Advisory Committee. The Catastrophe Advisory Committee will deal with natural disasters, terrorist attacks and Giuliani’s disastrous performances in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Kerry
Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry, announced his endorsement of Illinois Sen. Barack Obama for president Thursday. During a speech, Obama said he hopes this is another of Kerry’s infamous botched jokes.

Ozzy
Ozzy Osbourne just got his first cell phone. Don’t be fooled, it is not that he constantly has a bad signal, he just speaks like that.

Bill Richardson
After announcing he is dropping from the presidential race, Bill Richardson said that Hillary has called him several times. Apparently, Hillary was looking for someone to iron her shirts.

Britney
Somebody started a rumor yesterday that there was a 30-minute tape featuring Britney with her head shaved having sex with two women and a man. Unfortunately the bold person in the video was not Britney, but the guy from “The Shield.”

Dennis Kucinich
Democrat Dennis Kucinich, who won less than 2 percent of the vote in the New Hampshire primary, said Thursday he wants a recount to ensure that all ballots in his party's contest were counted. Apparently Kucinich could not believe so many people voted for him.