January 13th 2007

Some Sunday's Jokes

Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie gave birth to a baby girl. She weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz. not the baby but Nicole Richie after the delivery.

Snow
Light snow fell in Baghdad early on Friday in what weather officials said was the first time in about a 100 years. Everybody in Iraq was joyous and celebrating, especially Halliburton executives who already scored a huge contract for plowing the snow.

Light snow fell in Baghdad early on Friday in what weather officials said was the first time in about a 100 years. It was part of Bush’s policy in Iraq: exporting Democracy and global warming.

People in Baghdad played peacefully on the streets early Friday when a light snow fell in most parts of Iraq, in what weather officials said was the first time in about a 100 years. It was also the first time in a hundred years that people in Iraq played peacefully on the streets.

Debates
NBC disinvited Kucinich from the upcoming Nevada debate , after having issued him an invitation on last Wednesday. When the information was announced, analysts immediately predicted a huge drop in the ratings among the male audience who only see the Democratic
Debates to see the camera shots of Kucinich’s wife

NBC disinvited Kucinich from the upcoming Nevada debate, after having issued him an invitation on last Wednesday. Apparently is part of NBC new rule “you must be this tall” to be part in debates.