January 14th 2008

Iranian Video
Iran on Thursday aired its own video of an incident in the Strait of Hormuz with US warships. The video shows a slightly different version to the one released by the Pentagon. Unfortunately for the U.S., their version is more believable because their writers are not on strike.

Hillary Vs Obama
Obama is proposing a $75 Billion Economic Stimulus Plan. It makes sense, said Hillary; nobody knows more about stimulants than Obama.

Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton suggested Sunday that Barack Obama's campaign had injected race into the presidential contest. Hillary added, “How you could do that to a woman? Typical of men...”

Good Life
A study in the UK says that a good diet, avoiding smoking, drinking moderately and exercising can add 14 years to life expectancy. Unfortunately, those will be the most boring 14 years of your life.

Vegas
The Bellagio casino ballroom will be the scenario for the Democratic primaries in Las Vegas. This time pollsters will be very careful; they won’t make the same mistake and bet all on black.

Cheap car
India's Tata Motors on Thursday unveiled its much anticipated $2,500 car. There’s a catch 22 though: the car only does 1 mile a gallon.

Meth
A Canadian woman who suffered an overdose sued her meth dealer for $50,000 and won. Sadly, the money only lasted a couple of days.

Heart
U.S. researchers said they have coaxed hearts from dead rats to beat again in the laboratory. They said they are now ready to work on Cheney’s heart.

U.S. researchers said they have coaxed hearts from dead rats to beat again in the laboratory. Apparently more and more rats are suffering from heart attacks as a result of eating so often at Taco Bell and KFC.