January 18th 2008

Friday Leftovers . Have you all a great weekend

Hillary
Hillary Clinton said this week that she'll hold a contest to pick a name to call her husband if she's elected president. Finally something Republicans are eager to vote for in 2008.

In a recent survey 1 percent of Republicans said they would be “Excited” if Hillary wins the presidential elections. 1% of Republicans would be excited… that’s still more than the percentage of Democrats that would get excited with the news.

Hillary Rodham Clinton continues in her campaign to attract the black vote. If you saw her in the last Nevada debate, you’ve probably noticed that her new strategy seems to be “growing a bigger a butt.”

Flu
New research shows that flu germs can be transmitted via paper money. Fortunately for everybody, we have an administration that is doing anything they can to fight the flu by spreading poverty.

Marriage
According to a new survey in England 3 out of 5 wives are only staying in their marriages to afford to live. The other 2 are only staying to win an election.

Delay
Boeing Co.'s announced Wednesday yet another delay in its 787 Dreamliner program. That cannot be a good omen… If the plane is delayed before being delivered, can you imagine when it is in the hands of any of the airlines?

Kids
According to a recent survey, 100% of kids say that they are scared of clowns. No wonder you hardly ever find any kid that is eager to visit congress.

According to a recent survey, 100% of kids in England say that they are scared of clowns. Also with 100 % : kids afraid of politicians in campaing kissing them, British food, and dentists.